Nothing To See Here, Move Along.

[malderor]

2 mile run in Noe Valley.  Work has been taking most of my time (and many of my weekends) and I seem to have lost my discipline for working out.  It's been almost a month since I did anything at all. This delights not me.

Recently the band "Hatebeak" came to my attention.  It's a death metal/grindcore band, fronted by a parrot:

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Comments

[minervasteel]

Get the fuck outta here. Wow. I don't know if this necessarily registers as animal abuse, but I'd almost think it more hard core if it did. Maybe one day in a crazy reversal, someone will bite the head off of the lead singer.

[hindustan]

i don't think that it would technically be considered animal cruelty, as the bands seem to create their music around bits of prerecorded "vocals." that said, forcing a parrot, or any other living creature, to listen to carcass on a regular basis sure sounds like torture to me.

while both hatebeak and caninus were amusing to listen to, they ultimately sounded like metal versions of dogs barking to "jingle bells".

[malderor]

A very apt analogy.