I need a new fucking job. I'm applying at Home Depot by bangeter today. This shit is killing me.

It feels odd having to drink so early, but technically it is the end of my day so it's rather late. The presence of the daystar makes it uncomfortable to accept, however. In my youth this would have been perfectly acceptable, but now that I am older the day job life appeals so much more than graves. Today I was destined to destroy as many beer ( Read more... )

I have some new decorations as a result of pining for another unrequited love. Now I have to work seven days a week so I can't even do anything fun anymore. Argh. I'm sorry Ia and Iono but Seth is on hiatus until they hire a second graveyard person, or I get a new job and leave the store completely fucked. So if you feel like killing him too I'll

Women are a lot more fun in various stages of child birth. The crying, the sexual apatite, the lactating. God I want to knock someone up.

Well the party was pretty good despite the drama. As a result, Darrel is never allowed to drink at my apartment again. Amber got stuck at a friends house and wasn't able to make it out. Unfortunate. Oh well. If I am patient then I will reap the rewards.

It's improving. W00t! Upside: went on a date with Amber on Saturday to fetish night. Got really drunk and was encouraged by her to fondle her on the dance floor. Have been talking to her regularly on the phone. Downside:She got kicked out of her house last night and stormed out. No one has seen her since, and naturally I'm worried about her ( Read more... )

Wootness! My state return got in my bank a few days ago. Now just waiting for federal so I can take care of some of my debts and buy some new clothes. I want to buy a cool all white outfit like on matrix. I dunno. I'll have a bachelor pad soon and there will be much partying. I feel guilty that I never made it out to see weaver before she left. I ( Read more... )

Hello Kids and Kittens ( Read more... )

And the new item on my constantly increasing shit luck list: I am suspended from my job pending an investigation on money that was stolen out of my safe drops. That is right. There are only three suspects, and I'm pretty sure I know who it is. My brother loses his fucking job, his fiance misses two days of work, and I get suspended from my job. ( Read more... )

It is nights like last night that make me wish I could just slaughter every human being not worthy of being my slave.