Elegant Violence

[maleficia]

I went to the bar. The bar sucked. But when I looked up at the television (it was a sport bar--karaoke night), some basketball player was fondling his gashed eye in agony. Blood was spilling from the socket like pent-up soda-pop and he was squirming like a child. I made everyone watch then I ordered more vodka. No one drank for a while so I sipped

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[jesusjoe]

Jesus Joe, mad cat revelator, would win in a battle of fists with Buddy Christ, or Afro Jesus. Jesus Joe used to bring the lord's message crashing down on the skulls proud men. Thunderous body shots, vicious jabs, and a nasty uppercut while preachin' the word of God brought many a club fighter to his humbled knees.

Jesus Joe, rock your world.

Amen.

Goliath

[maleficia]

That's a bold statement against Afro Jesus. Afro Jesus is 6'7" and black. He's a jazz artist and smokes blunts when Jesus of Nazareth isn't looking.

Buddy Christ is a peacelover, but he can pull it off when he has to. He trains hard, prays hard.

Stand back.

Re: Goliath

[jesusjoe]

Jesus Joe, mad cat revelator, would welcome a battle of the giants. Afro Jesus sounds like a man for the man, and I can hear the lord's plan loud and clear. Afro Jesus, bringing the message with his music. I can dig.

Amen