last night summed up in five minutes of chat

[maleyka]

airgiodslv: My mother is telling me all about Orlando Bloom's new exclusive line of mineral products for men!
Me: ...
airgiodslv: Skin cream, lip balm, for protection and healthy-looking skin, in a stylish carrying case!
Me: ...
Me: seriously?
airgiodslv: It's called "His Excellency!"
Me: .................................
airgiodslv: I cannot stop laughing.
Me: it is not
Me: you're

Comments

[foxxcub]

AND I THOUGHT BECKHAM HAVING HIS OWN LINE OF PERFUME WAS GAY.

[maleyka]

DUDE, IDEK. (Also, I'd always kinda imagine a Beckham perfume would smell like grass and foot sweat or something.)

[acari]

Oh, Orlando. Honey, no.

[maleyka]

I laughed SO HARD, Fran. SO HARD. As Jen remarked the other night, WHEN DID HE EVEN TURN 31 YEARS OLD? HOW IS HE NOT THE WEIRD KID IN LOTRIPS ANYMORE?

[tabbyola]

AHAHAHAHAHA YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ALL WEEK LONG, FOR SERIOUS.

[maleyka]

OMG I KNOW I KNOW I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ♥

[r1cepudding]

IS IT REAL???

OMGGGGGGGGGG. ORLANDO. FAILBOT OF MY HEART.

[maleyka]

I THINK SO! I'M NOT SURE WHETHER ORLANDO ACTUALLY DEVELOPED THE LINE, OR IS A SPOKESPRETTY FOR IT, OR MERELY ONE OF THE EXCELLENCIES (LOL) WEARING IT TO GO UNDETECTED, BUT I LIKE TO PRETEND IT'S THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE IT CRACKS ME UP.

[acari]

FAILBOT OF MY HEART.

OMG, I just laughed until I cried. After years and years of not caring anymore I need an Orlando icon again. May use the quote? PLEASE?

[r1cepudding]

*laughs* Of course!

[jocondite]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[maleyka]

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? ♥