Sleepy Little Town Faces Epidemic of Drowsiness

[malfred]

NAPTON, PA- An unshakeable spell of late afternoon drowsiness struck nearly the entire citizenry of this small Pennsylvania municipality today. Reports as to the cause of the listless dozing varied from the overcast weather to the large portions of food consumed at lunch. Most of those affected proved unresponsive to questioning, however, until

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[sharishort]

keep sleeping.