I hate people. Period. End of story.
I need a vacation. ALONE!

Stupid granola munchers! Where the hell are my shocks. Put the bowl down and get my damn shocks done ( Read more... )

I have finally found a use for all those damn Dell and other tech magazines that people send you wanting you to buy crap for work. I was sending back part of an old phone system to Avaya and realized that I had no bubble wrap or peanuts. So I decide to stuff the box with the next best packing material... said trade magazines ( Read more... )

Another day in paradise. Can I go home yet? I have some BS paperwork to do. I freaking hate papterwork & documenting. Its all in my head, why bother? No one else around here knows how to do my job ( Read more... )

I have decided to look for a new position for which I am very qualified for.
So, if any of you know of a country that needs a mostly benevolent dictator, let me know.

FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE A HORRID PAINFUL DEATH ALL ALONE AND REGRETING EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR GOD DAMN PITIFUL LIFE!!!!

---ahhh...feel better.... the LJ is great therapy----

"I dont eat a lot of junk food"--- said by chick who is not only annoying, but obese..not overweight.. literally obese and pregnant (ick ( Read more... )

You Have A Type A+ Personality

A+

You're driven to succeed every single second of the day ( Read more... )

forgive me, but i need to get this out. skip it if you wish. its horrible anyway
You have cried countless times in front of me ( Read more... )

42...42...42....42..if only it was that easy