The definition of 'gallows humor'...

[malkav]

From a conversation with a friend...

ME: If I ever went on a killing spree, I could -totally- get away with it, cuz they'd see I've been hospitalized. Three times!

JESS: Yeah, but you can't aim.

Comments

[syrenova]

Practice makes perfect. ^_^

.oO(Er, actually, I might end up lost in the crossfire.)

On second thought, no need to practice, I'm sure you'll be fine.