It's quite simple really.  My first name is Mallory, and my middle name is Michael.  No, really.  A Girl Named Michael.  Probably wouldn't be as good a song as A Boy Named Sue.

Hence, beginning with my membership on a Conan O'Brien messageboard, mallory_mike was born (aka Mallory-mike, mallorymike, etc).

I wasn't tagged for this meme, but I've been thinking about it (and playing it with other people at work) ever since I saw it on arabian 's LJ.  So, without further ado:

1 List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2 Put them IN ORDER of your lust for them (10 to 1; 1 is the hottest).
3 Supply photos for said people.
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Can't talk long.  I'm studying for my last big exam tomorrow.

But I felt like sharing.  I think Florence and the Machine will be the Artist Everyone Will Be Talking About in 2009:

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I can't stop watching it.  Like, it's becoming a real problem.  I have work to do!

Her other one is distracting me too:

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spooky_chan  just posted this video on her LJ.  It's Keith Olberman's "The Bush Presidency: 8 Years in 8 Minutes"

Scary, stuff.  Tuesday can't get here soon enough.

To anyone who thinks Tina doesn't deserve her Emmy and Golden Globe wins:

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....man, I should soooo be in bed right now.

Warning: I am attempting to write "Big Bang Theory" fic.  I may have something finished tomorrow.

You know who's dialogue is easy to write?  Sheldon's.

You know who's dialogue is frakkin' hard? Penny's.

Why do I always pick the most difficult ships?  First Barney/Robin, and now this.  *sigh*

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Has my taste in music always been this weird?  The short answer is yes.

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It's been soooooo amazing being back home in Canada for Christmas, that I've barely touched my computer.  I'll probably be even more sporadic in my updates until I make it back to Scotland on January 9th - I plan on fully enjoying my time with my family and friends.

For fun's sake, I'll give a quick rundown of the Christmas haul:

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Happy Holidays!  It's time for a couple of Christmassy multi-fandom fics!  The first is a new How I Met Your Mother Barney/Robin story.  The second is one I wrote last Christmas from my Spike (of Angel and Buffy fame) canon.  I posted it to a Spike fic community, but I never got around to posting it here.  Maybe this'll become a tradition!  Every  ( Read more... )