I had a horrible weekend. First off, I failed my driving test on Friday. I don't even want to talk about why. It was so fucked up. So, I cried all the way home. Then, I went to work and the people I coordinated for were fucking disorganized as hell. It was the weirdest wedding setup I have ever seen in my life. Totally screwball...and they expected ( Read more... )

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So...hahaha...good times, cumboy was way kinda and so I left a comment saying I'd give hugs and cuddle and asking if he wanted my mom to give him a handjob. I hope he finds that as hilarious as I do ( Read more... )

I got a raise and a promotion, yay! Carol called me into work this afternoon, and gave me some paperwork I needed to go over for tomorrow's wedding rehearsla and then she adds, "By the way...your new title is Wedding Coordinator, and I'm charing the couple's a $70 fee for you work rehearsals, starting with the September 7th wedding." Whooo hooo! * ( Read more... )

cumboy has nifty polls....Who wants to get me a paid LJ account in honor of my birthday?

he just happened to have it in his journal...anyhoo..since I don't work this week, and I don't start fall semester (TGUK song!) 'til Monday, and since Cumboy cracks me up like a mo fo...I am reading every single journal entry from 2002...I am a DORK!


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the coolest, funniest most bitchin journal in LJ can be found at cumboy

the upcoming nuptials (that means marraige, for you stupid heads!) of aryntay and mallrat_manda the wedding will take place at 2:37 am, next monday morning in gremkin's bedroom.

I am the happiest butch in the world....Taryn gets to be the grrrl. <3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YEWWWW, TARYN!