[Voice/Locked to Luceti Inhabitants]
Heavens! Well well, now now.
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS! Albert, my boy! A word.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS! Would anyone care to tell me who this mysterious "ANI" could be, possibly? Or perhaps that winged woman some of you met with? Gracious, I am so curious I could burst!
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS! ...ahhh, this isn't really business, I just wanted to boast! Have you all noticed how many of your fellows have been sent home?! Isn't it fantastic?! It is fantastic, thank you. Why, if we keep receiving such marvelous results, we might not need any of you after all, ah ha ha ha! Ahhhh I impress even myself at times.
FOURTH ORDER OF BUSINESS! I must say, whoever is going about kidnapping you darling people must be stopped! I'd like to speak with those of you who have practice in information-gathering or investigatory skills, yes! I'm certain you are all quite done with being snatched from your homes, just as much as I am done with being blamed for it!
LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS! Now, judging by the chatter, I assume you've all noticed the strange happenings within the enclosure! Do not be alarmed; you are not crazy. ...allow me to rephrase; most of you are not crazy. Some of you are, regrettably so, and in a rather violent fashion! You must stop that, right away. It's quite rude.
...where was I.
Oh yes! No no, the goings-on are unrelated to your various stages of mental fragility, so fear not! I'm sure we'll have it straightened out as soon as possible. Perhaps. If someone were to speak to me.
...with tea. I have very nice tea.
...and rice cakes.
[ooc: I FORGOT TO ADD. If your character asked Bil for something, remind him here and he'll give you an immediate answer/the thing they asked for right away!]
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS! Albert, my boy! A word.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS! Would anyone care to tell me who this mysterious "ANI" could be, possibly? Or perhaps that winged woman some of you met with? Gracious, I am so curious I could burst!
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS! ...ahhh, this isn't really business, I just wanted to boast! Have you all noticed how many of your fellows have been sent home?! Isn't it fantastic?! It is fantastic, thank you. Why, if we keep receiving such marvelous results, we might not need any of you after all, ah ha ha ha! Ahhhh I impress even myself at times.
FOURTH ORDER OF BUSINESS! I must say, whoever is going about kidnapping you darling people must be stopped! I'd like to speak with those of you who have practice in information-gathering or investigatory skills, yes! I'm certain you are all quite done with being snatched from your homes, just as much as I am done with being blamed for it!
LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS! Now, judging by the chatter, I assume you've all noticed the strange happenings within the enclosure! Do not be alarmed; you are not crazy. ...allow me to rephrase; most of you are not crazy. Some of you are, regrettably so, and in a rather violent fashion! You must stop that, right away. It's quite rude.
...where was I.
Oh yes! No no, the goings-on are unrelated to your various stages of mental fragility, so fear not! I'm sure we'll have it straightened out as soon as possible. Perhaps. If someone were to speak to me.
...with tea. I have very nice tea.
...and rice cakes.
[ooc: I FORGOT TO ADD. If your character asked Bil for something, remind him here and he'll give you an immediate answer/the thing they asked for right away!]