Best thing I've said all day : "So, do you want a mustache?" instead of, "Do you need some matches?"

I'm not sleeping much anymore, and it really shows.

Wow. What a completely crappy day ( Read more... )

Thank you college kids, for coughing all over yourself and never washing your hands. I'm glad I got to handle your filthy money while you coughed all over me. Now I'm sick and up at five fucking am about to go off to work. The first one of you who sneezes or coughs anywhere near me is going to get your ass kicked. Hard.

Um, HOLY COW.

NEW ENGLAND POPFEST!!!

I cooked a lot today! Holy cow! Pictures and recipes!

( Tomato Tart with Basil-Garlic Crust )

I spent two hours sitting across from Max (Dashing Smitten) at Webster's today. He was studying, I was reading, and we kept staring at each other when the other wasn't looking. But anyway, he came up to me afterwards and said, "Have you been to a Roustabout lately? I never see you there, and I figured I would ( Read more... )

So a couple weeks ago, I cornered some guy at McLanahan's and said, "Do I know you from somewhere? Have you been sitting around Webster's? Blah blah blah why the fuck do you look so familiar to me?" And then yesterday I was walking down the street with Lindsay and he waved and said hi to me, and that's when it hit me that he looks JUST LIKE Mo ( Read more... )

I bought an artichoke yesterday while grocery shopping, and while checking out, the cashier asked me, "Is this a brussel sprout?".

Also, you should never trust a recipe for foccacia that tells you to mix the yeast in with the dry ingredients. What the hell?

So. My habit of talking a lot a lot when I'm embarassed/nervous finally paid off ( Read more... )

I watched "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" tonight, and dude. You should too. Audrey Tautou is an erotomaniac! She murders the unborn! She's in yet another movie that features a heart! And yeah, not the shape but the actual thing ( Read more... )