at the bar.

[malted]

i've had this conversation before, too.

jackie: your hands are so soft! how are they so soft??
me: well, jackie. what you're looking at here is twenty two years of a practice i like to call "no manual labor EVER".

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[gitiffy]

i love you and love drunkenly sitting on your lap.

[malted]

i was like, super drunk too. did i play it off well???

[gitiffy]

Either that or I just couldn't tell through my own haze. Good times.