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[malus_animus]

Where am I.

Who are you people.

I hate toasters.

Who are you people. Tell me about you. Make this interesting. Don't make me investigate myself.

Comments

[wanton_turk]

You are in a placed known as 'The City'. Some might call it 'Hell', but they're just over reacting... As who "you people" are, name's Reno and I'm a Turk.

Toasters?

[malus_animus]

What's a 'Turk'.

Toasters.

[wanton_turk]

It's my line of work. I do a little of this and a little of that, but in the end I've got a new corpse in back and blood on my suit.

...care to explain?

[malus_animus]

Because that's something to be proud of.

They are of the devil's toolbox.

[45redemption]

I'm the gingerbread man.

Who the fuck are you.

[malus_animus]

Prince Henkerdiddypluck.

[45redemption]

You're a fag, aren't you?

[malus_animus]

Yes. Of course. Watch me strut around, allowing my hormones to melee with those of the same gender.

Sickening.

[simca_swallows]

Demanding, aren't we~? ;)

[malus_animus]

Don't waste my time.

[simca_swallows]

Grumpy~

[malus_animus]

Who are you. Tell me about you.

[ex_janvalent852]

Jan Valentine lab-made vampire ex-hired gun fuckin loves cats fuckin hates Hellsing and Millennium eats junkfood can't get a date joined the Shinsengumi and has little purple unicorns for roommates.

And you are?

[malus_animus]

Explain Hellsing, and Shinsengumi.

An interested individual.

[ex_janvalent852]

Hellsing are nothing but a bunch of fuckin assholes the Shinsengumi are the local police force that just got put together.

[malus_animus]

So, they're sects of individuals. Why do you loathe them so?

[absolut_ego]

You're here!

I'm me!

I hate waffle-irons!

I'm crazy!

Oh wait, no I'm not, I'm just making fun of you. D:

[malus_animus]

Further validating the ignorance.

[absolut_ego]

I hadn't noticed any ignorance. Or maybe I'm just too ignorant to see it. And too ignorant to care.

Woe. D:

[malus_animus]

So glad you can admit it.