Brown things

[malytwotails]

Jondi and I both decided that the name "peanut" is two lies. It is not a pea, now is it a nut. We therefore propose from now on they be called "brown things," to clear up any future confusion.

Allergy information: may contain traces of brown things.

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Comments

[terrana]

These lies are somewhat less heinous that the one perpetrated in peanuts' brown things' other common name, "monkey nuts." The strangest looking monkeys I've ever seen...