My thoughts on HBP

Aug 06, 2009 20:11

My thoughts on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince as I watch it.  Be warned, it is completely biased.  And random.

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girlofavalon August 7 2009, 01:00:09 UTC
Hello, my name is Ginny. I’m going to feed Harry a cookie, because he’s a child and can’t feed himself. And I’m a whore. Also, my brother Ron, cock blocks every time. And Harry’s shoe is untied. So the obvious thing to do is point it out, drop to my knees, look at his crotch and tie it for him.

It was so creepy, disgusting. I really do hate Ginny and H/G... blegh.

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katnap414 August 7 2009, 01:03:03 UTC
Aww Mal, there was an awful lot of Ron love in this recap. I think you might actually be starting to like him!

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calambre August 7 2009, 02:11:01 UTC
I have solved the mystery of Narcissa's hair. Obviously the Black sisters are descendants of the Brides of Frankenstein, who escaped their castle and married the Black heirs. That is why their hair is dichromatic. I miss Gene Wilder!

So Ron is a lout, as usual. He and Hermione, yeah, very exciting... not.

Maybe McLaggen is so schizzo because of the little Confoundus Charm used by Hermione to secure her boyfriend the coveted Quidditch spot.

As for Ginny and Harry, perhaps the producer should use a more scientific test to determine future pairings, and not only rely on what is written on a book. Let videos showing the couples be used to measure their passion.

I think the result would be as expected: Ginny and Harry's torrid kiss that wasn't so torrid but rather wet - 0. Harry and Draco stalking each other and interacting throughout the movie - 10, even without a kiss.

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carentan August 7 2009, 02:40:02 UTC
"And of course we get nothing about Severus wanting the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts since forever. Or a single fucking DADA scene."

I know - my husband and i were totally disappointed about how little the Half Blood Prince was in this movie - it was like HBP light.

I was worried that they would take out all the lovey dovey stuff and was pleased when they left it in. But it sucked how much other stuff they left out. Makes me worry for the last 2 movies.

Maybe they'll change it so much Fred and Lupin won't die...

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inulover4eva648 August 7 2009, 02:57:27 UTC
lmfao, I love you.

I still haven't seen the movie, no one wants to go with me and I'm too lame to go to the movie by myself XD

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