If I were a...

[mamagotcha]

Another meme swiped from keyne...

I could have gone two ways on this... belief about how I AM perceived by others, or how I'd like to BE perceived. I went with the latter...

If I were a month, I'd be August.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be twilight.
If I were a planet, I'd be Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be an otter.

If I were a direction, I'd be towards home.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a beat-up beloved old velvet recliner.
If I were a liquid, I'd be melted chocolate.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be a black opal.
If I were a tree, I'd be a California live oak.

If I were a tool, I would be a chef's knife.
If I were a flower, I'd be a Gerbera daisy (or maybe a ranuncula).
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be bay fog burning off to a bright sunny day.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a marimba.
If I were a color, I'd be new-grass green with rainbow shimmers of dew.

If I were an emotion, I'd be contentment.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a sun-warmed nectarine.
If I were a sound, I'd be a baby's first laugh.
If I were an Element, I'd be water (following keyne, if I were an element, I'd be mercury).
If I were a car, I'd be a Volvo wagon.

If I were a food, I'd be cultured butter.
If I were a place, I'd be nude beach.
If I were a material, I'd be velvet.
If I were a taste, I'd be Tom Yum soup.
If I were a scent, I'd be vanilla.