Friend of mine committed suicide this weekend.

Hope you found what you were looking for, Adam. Godspeed.

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When someone calls you cold and heartless, it means they love you, right?

I have the fucking plague or something. I seriously need to get over this fucking illness, yo.

I now feel sorry for the kids that have to live with a slut for a mother.

What a terrible mother she is.

Great morals she's instilling on the sponge-like brains of youth.

What a fucking slut taking her kids to see her new boyfriend. YOU'RE NOT EVEN DIVORCED YET, ya dumb cunt.

The stupidity of certain women still amazes me.

I know you
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you
The gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yes, I know it's true
that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
the way you did once upon a dream

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent
88%
Hot
81%
Soft
50%
Wet
50%
Exciting
31%
Awkward
31%
Sweet
13%
Shy
6%
What is your sexual style?
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I really wish Gary would give me 10 minutes alone with a certain mindless twit.

"Gary moved to California to shack up with a WoW GM."

That's a quote from the cunt. I hope she dies in a big ball of flames. Or perhaps a tornado. Toss her about for a bit then slam her down onto a cow. Poor cow. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

10 minutes... it's all I ask.