Law and Order: Trial by Jury

[mamamanatee]

After two days of sitting in a big jury room, and then two days of exhausting testimony and deliberation, I can proudly say: I did my civic duty and won't be called for another 6 years. Yipee! (In Manhattan, normal people like me get summoned disproportionately, when compared to say, normal people in Texas. If such a thing exists

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[bluezinger]

YES! Down with the dumb jurors! DOWN!

I've never been asked to do jury duty. Several of my co-workers have recently, and now you.

I admit I'm feeling a little left out.

*confused pause*

Wait. Have I ever been convicted of a felony?

[mamamanatee]

Just from that time in Mexico, when you got intimate with a jack-ass.

Remember?

Woof!

[bluezinger]

Hm. I don't recall.

I usually only box donkeys when I go to Mexico.

*COSMIC DONKEY PUNCH!*

[mamamanatee]

*rubbing big bump on head, scampering away in defeat*