I Want To Be At The Beach

[mamanstanzy]

I could tell you how my life is sucking really bad lately. I'm dead inside. The only thing I know for sure is that I'm afraid of the Chupacabra. I totally believe they exist. They suck the blood out of livestock with their fangs. Some don't believe they exist, for instances scientists, but please, the government has them controlled. Be afraid.

Comments

[halfpariah]

You should talk to Carlton. He swears the Chupacabra are real. But he also swears that yettis and big foot are real too.

[halftruthhussy]

Apparently a bunch of people believe they're real! Including the Lochness Monster. Although I saw that video and it's pretty convincing.