Keeping the record straight

[mamapduck]

There is a very silly rumor being bandied about that I am pregnant. Seriously. I will be letting the people I love know if/when that happens but anyone who tells you it has already happened is not connected to any source of factual information on this subject. My doctor would totally have noticed. ;)

Comments

[aureellia]

I wasn't spreading a rumor you were pregnant. I said fragrant!

[mamapduck]

Oh yeah, like you'd even notice, poo girl!

[kareina]

Doctor? Heck, I'd hope that *you'd* notice, having been there, done that before, and therefore conversant with the symptoms...

(note: said rumour didn't make it to Lochac!)

[mamapduck]

Two weeks ago I had a minor surgical procedure done by my OB/GYN. He'd totally have seen a human being up my hoohoo if there'd been one.

I am not quite flexible enough for that sort of visual confirmation but yes, I suspect I'd have noticed gestation too. :)

[kareina]

lol. Most folks need to rely upon other clues--visual conformation of the presence or absence of a occupant in the womb is kind of rare. I think that is actually one of the design components that is a "feature", and not a "bug", from the perspective of the occupant, since it increases the odds of said occupant being protected from the outside world until it is ready to handle (some of) the dangers thereof.

[mamapduck]

Yeah. If women could see their unborn children they'd keep checking to see if they were done yet and while that's okay with cookies, babies are like rice. You gotta keep the lid on until it's done or it'll come out mushy and weird.

[mrissa]

Could you perhaps have a teen daughter who is pregnant? And then everybody can speculate about all of her personal choices and all of your personal choices for the past three years or so? Because that'd be keen; we're not getting enough of that these days.

[mamapduck]

I swear if I do get pregnant anytime soon Robert is going to have to work hard to keep me from naming the child "Bristol".

[mamapduck]

Helping.------------------------------------------------You.

See how far apart they are? ;P

Unfortunately, HusbandMan is UnAmused. I find the whole thing hysterical. Him, not so much.

Whatcha gonna do?

[hunrvogt]

Some how I suspect the bouncing, smiles, and giggles would alert us all if you were.