a milestone

[mamasednockuout]

there was trouble at the vending machines at work. a bag of chips had somehow fallen into a strange crevasse in the bottom of the machine and was completely out of reach. but then...the vending machine repair man came around the corner. it was perfect timing. he was an elderly man, a little bit of a beard grew upon his chin. his gray hair was

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[bluexchannel]

have been doing this j
ob for 12 years and... i
have never seen anything
like that

haha old people are
crazy.

xoxo

[_ecko_]

i wish my dad would talk to me more....

[bluexchannel]

son! how are you kid?
are you ever online?

exactly. actually i
don't know you s/n and
it looks as if im not
on your friends list.

but. ill stop excuses
and promise to be a better
father.

xoxo

[_ecko_]

aight...added you, and if your looking for me online...my SN's are : xfittyxcentx mcfaddenelnk or ctx69

ya dam skrait ya gots ta treat me betta...dont make me call defax

[theflyingnun]

jeremy hahn... i have yet to figure out how the hell you make such ordinary events into such interesting stories.

[_ecko_]

yea...he sure has a gift

[mynameischarlie]

...I think I know him.
One time I called an escort service and asked for "hot tits". So I am in the hotel, legs spread, a thong wedging itself comfortably in my ass crack and a bottle of Crystal for my hot momma in my hand. I can hear my guest approaching. A knock at the door is followed by a simple "Come in...". Enter a scruffy looking elderly man dressed in a vending machine guy's uniform. Of course I was embarrassed, I lept up to cover myself and apologized. He was unmoved, he stood staring at my hair thighs while licking his lips... he ripped of the disguise and stood standing quite matter of factly in a leather thong and a leather bra... I got hot tits alright, old man hairy droopy hit tits.

I hope that either made you "vomit like a bulimic" or made you "so horny that the crack of dawn better be careful around you"

[mamasednockuout]

if you'll go back and check, pretty much every entry i've ever had ralph has turned it into some kind of cheesy porn movie. i have to admit, i love it and updating would not be the same without it.

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[mynameischarlie]

porn is my maiden name

[i_am_murphy]

Hey Jeremahahn...lets go tinker taping.

[mrjohnny5]

Jeremy! I found your livejournal before you could find mine. Now add me male jigalo!

<3 Johnny5