check your shit at the door

[mamasednockuout]

new picture, if you don't like it, then its not really me. if you do like it, sex it

Comments

[discotraxxx]

oh dont worry, i wont be living
in florida for long, if i can help it.
YOUALLARETOOSWEET!!!!
*MUAH!*

[mrjohnny5]

you are the mac daddy

[this_is_a_wug]

Leila is my hero. She gave us code red. Holds change AND supplied me with one of the best damn after dinner mints ive ever had.

[mynameischarlie]

Damn oy, that Florida chick is fine as.... a piece of..... gold? Shit! I don't know like what, but damn "D".
What the fuck? You love me, yet are too cool to hang out. I bet your fucking that ugly slut again! YOU KNOW THE ONE!

[mynameischarlie]

"Why are you so far away from me?" that gosh darn Weezer song from Pinkerton... you know the one BEOTCH! I just that I'd add that because when I read "why must you live in florida?" I started to sing.

Jer-emy is a slut
But he aint gay
he gets it in the butt

Her-pes is on his crotch
But he aint whinin'
His rash is "top notch"

Sexin up, his old dog
But he loves girls
The bitch got it from his log

Jeremy is my HEEEERROOOOO
Jeremy loves POOOOOOOOOON
But ever once in a while he screws a dog
Under a big full mooooooooooonnnn.

I wrote that song for you.