he had better watch his back... know why? Cause Ralphie Boy is in town. You know what I like to do to the people I imaginarily beat up. First I knock them out, like the movies where they just black out. Then when the dude would awake, he would be in a dark room, tied to a chair, with his hands tied behind his back. Out of the darkness a maniacal laugh would ring true. The single light bulb overhead would come on and he could see the outline of his beater-upper in the corner. I would laugh some more because I was watching Sotuh Park. Then I would turn off the TV and walk slowly over to him. I would proceed to kick him in the shins, because that really hurts. Then I would hit him in the face with my penis, because its funny and semi-homoerotic. Then I would take a pencil that has velcro all around it and shove it up his nostril, cause tons of pain and nose hair ripping. Then I would cut off his nipples with a knife, the actually nip. I would eat them right in front of him! Laugh some more. Then I would take a steam iron and
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you were someone i could stand up for mandirk_mcwiglyJune 11 2003, 14:06:30 UTC
I am not the anonymous poster but you know what it is prolly one of my friends and you should not talk that way about my friends kid. I am sick of all this shit. i really cant blame jeff for being upset and mad and i dont see how anyone else could. I will stand up for jeff no matter what i might even start looking for the fights if people dont stop saying they are gonna do things to him... I guess all that needs to be said now is just fucking leave jeff alone and fucking never talk to me again and everything should be pretty good.
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