the big j.c.

[mamasednockuout]

"one cross + three nails = 4gvn"

"i use the bible as a road map for life."

these are good, real good. i love jesus sayings, christians are cleaver as hell. if anyone else has a good jesus saying please post. i'm dying to hear more.

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[bluexchannel]

if you give satan an inch
he'll become a ruler.

xoxo

[bluexchannel]

and ...

*no God, no peace.
know God, know peace.

xoxo

[too_horrorshow]

why did all the ladies go to jesus's crucifiction?

...wait, that was a joke. nevermind.

Friends don't let friends go to hell.

[sxebinx]

Be an organ donor...give your heart to Jesus.
The wages of sin is death...quit before payday.
It's so hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
As sure as God puts his children in the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them.
Jesus built us a bridge, with 2 boards and 3 nails.
Finding hell is easy ! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life.
You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time.
Into each life a little rain must fall-- Who's your umbrella?
T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.

Tricky TRICKY Christians...

[mynameischarlie]

One Crown of Thorns... $2
4 Nails... $6
2 Wooden Beams... $24
One Skinny Jew Hanging From a Cross... Priceless... well, no, actually I think I can one on Ebay for like $40...

"My boss is a carpenter"
"Real men love Jesus"
"I'm God's bitch."

...the first one seemed clever when I wrote it...