watch me walk away

[mamasednockuout]

A Brilliant Thought: what if they made orgasms in a box? and you could buy them at your local grocery store or some shit. you could buy them and wrap them up and give them to people for christmas, and just watch them open the box and immediately be overwhelmed by an extreme sense of pleasure. you could give your teacher an orgasm in exchange for a

Comments

[mynameischarlie]

...Preggo porn...

[anonymous]

ur a fuckin faggot, lol first preggo porn lol ur sick. second orgasm in a box lol if u cant give one to a girl urself ur a fuckin loser lol

[sxebinx]

does anything even need to be said about this anonymous kid?

[mynameischarlie]

besides the girly "lol", the equally teenage girl-esque "ur", and the lack of identity, I think they did enough damage to themselves.

[mamasednockuout]

where would we all be if we didn't have one pathetic kid posting anonymously on our lj's? this kid probably monitors my life from a distance and prays to god that he could be me, or my friend. i'm really sorry buddy but your chances are getting slimmer and slimmer. keep studying me and maybe someday you'll get the guts to make your identity known. till then, keep wishing and keep posting. and pay more attention in language arts.

[_robotism]

jeremy hahn.

boy we almost bought you that preggo porn. i had it in my hands.

[mamasednockuout]

you're a pal

[bjosephattacks]

jeremy...they do sell orgasms in a box...well, um, more like in powder form...it's called heroin buddy. i severely doubt that giving such to your teachers is a good idea though, and the whole world peace thing probably wouldn't work out either...

and what the hell is prego porn? isn't prego a pasta sauce?

[mamasednockuout]

porn with pregnant women. sexy and dangerous. never know when that water will break.

i miss you.

[bjosephattacks]

haha...prego...gross...

i miss you too buddy...it's been awhile