Well Courtney, I hope you treat this one better than ours. Just because Jonathan Swift satirically stated that babies are easy money when sold didn't mean you actually had to sell our child on the black market. By the way, by an ironic twist of fate, I actually ended up buying our love child during my monthly black market baby shopping. I ate it. It was delicious.
On a more serious note, I wish you luck with Courtney Junior and if it's a lucky fetus it will inherit your looks and not your syphilis. Just remember, children are not Satan. They are completely innocent creatures who only become Satan if you don't beat them as toddlers. So please, give Courtney Junior a good whack or two on the derriére when it gets out of line.
These have been best wishes from your best friend. Sincerely, Jesse Doctor.
P.S. If Courtney Junior turns out to be a guy, then it is your civil duty to name it after me. P.P.S. Add me on Facebook!
1. I'll beat it extra hard just for you. 2. Eric gets a say in the names too, so it's up to him. Also, my little sister's name is Jesse (spelled the same way too, I'll show you the birth certificate if you need proof), however I will gladly name the baby Doctor something or other in honor of you kid. 3. Eh, you can't inherit syphilis and if it does, I'll beat it harder. 4. I won't really beat it...but it won't be Satan. As much as I'd like to bear the anti christ, I just don't tihnk it's my time. 5.I would add you on facebook, but I can't find you. Oh woe is me!
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On a more serious note, I wish you luck with Courtney Junior and if it's a lucky fetus it will inherit your looks and not your syphilis. Just remember, children are not Satan. They are completely innocent creatures who only become Satan if you don't beat them as toddlers. So please, give Courtney Junior a good whack or two on the derriére when it gets out of line.
These have been best wishes from your best friend.
Sincerely, Jesse Doctor.
P.S. If Courtney Junior turns out to be a guy, then it is your civil duty to name it after me.
P.P.S. Add me on Facebook!
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2. Eric gets a say in the names too, so it's up to him. Also, my little sister's name is Jesse (spelled the same way too, I'll show you the birth certificate if you need proof), however I will gladly name the baby Doctor something or other in honor of you kid.
3. Eh, you can't inherit syphilis and if it does, I'll beat it harder.
4. I won't really beat it...but it won't be Satan. As much as I'd like to bear the anti christ, I just don't tihnk it's my time.
5.I would add you on facebook, but I can't find you. Oh woe is me!
Courtney Lee
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damn you ohio and your judeo-christian closed-mindedness!
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Hope you have a wonderful Holiday!!!
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