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Nov 15, 2006 20:46

*ring ring*
Dad: Clara, its for you.
Clara answers telephone, says no thank you and hangs up.
Dad: Was that a boy?
Clara: To bad the only boys calling me want me to join the Army.
Dad: Well... at least you're wanted somewhere.

Great. This is the loving environment I am brought up in.
(Although, I have been very open with my parents as of late with the ( Read more... )

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dorky_dancer_12 November 16 2006, 02:24:49 UTC

Aww...
yeah, they called for me too before I turned 17. They got all embarrased and were like "I'm sorry! Call back then!" I never did.

mambomambo November 16 2006, 02:58:23 UTC

yeah really! why would you?! silly army recruiters!

spikytearodeath November 16 2006, 02:39:33 UTC

here's how my phone call went (and I've had several: Army, Marines, Navy...

Recruiter: Hello Timothy What School Do You Go To?
Me: Milwaukee High School of the Arts
My inner thought: (aka I'm a fagola)
Recruiter: Okay? Do you intend on attending College?
Me: Most likely for theatre or something like that
My inner thought: (does he not get it?)
Recruiter: Well have you ever considered serving your country?
Me: Maybe the fact that I'm not allowed to plays a part, but otherwise No honestly.
Recruiter: Well I guess it's not for all people.
(CLICK)
scene.

and thus, why bother asking or telling when I can just get a recruiter to hang up on me?

mambomambo November 16 2006, 02:59:43 UTC

"Well I guess its not for all people" really killed me. Thank you my dearest, most favorite, as you say, "fagola."

nachobanana November 16 2006, 05:12:09 UTC

fagola reminds me of gronola.
i liked this story

crackoiswhacko1 November 16 2006, 02:54:26 UTC

whats "the plan"?
ps:i've never gotten called by the army. hollar.

mambomambo November 16 2006, 02:57:15 UTC

ahaha its secret! you can't know "the plan."
But if all goes well, "the plan" will be sucessful.
But to be honest, at this very moment, I'm not feelin it.

nachobanana November 16 2006, 05:12:36 UTC

what getting pregnant or something?!?
ahhaha
ima ask you about it
its so mysterious!

eskimo_quinn07 November 16 2006, 06:03:40 UTC

I KNOW THE PLAN!!!

To ballroom dance until her heart is content with a dashing young fellow named R.Q. Franklin. He looks devestatingly hamdsom in a tuxedo. That's why he found a place that teaches ballroom dance and applied to work at a tux shop.

I'm going to call you to give you the information very soon.