This is way bad for business. I have an English project to finish and all I'm doing is watching Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy.

Someone keeps calling my house, and because we are an antisocial family, no one is answering it. It could be extremely important, but... we dont answer. I dont think who ever it is is leaving a message so in fact, maybe its ( Read more... )

Today I realized that my head is bigger than Audrey Hepburn's waist.
Excuse me while I saw my forehead off.

I had so much fun last night. And I feel like shit this morning. Hello sore throat! Hello headache! But it was all worth it in the end because that was a blast in the opium den.

I still feel dirty even though I used atleast half a bottle of body wash in the shower. I wanted to spray myself with Lysol, but I didnt think that would work. Yeay (boo?) cross country is OVER!

Well guys, can I get any more distracted from writing this paper? I've only a page left to do but I just... cant... do it. I got distracted with Myspace and Grey's Anatomy recaps on Television Without Pity (My newest, oldest, I guess just rediscovered, guilty pleasure. I highly recomend it!) I also completly forgot about the Physics and if I dont ( Read more... )

Well, Jingle bells and so on. I'm so loopy I cant keep my head up ( Read more... )

What do we say to this as my baby picture? 

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This made me cry:
It's better to help people than garden gnomes.

It reminded me of Stevens Point, and how this summer might have been the last time I go there. My mom had the calender for the school year sitting out on the table with MHSA GRADUATION 2007 circled. That made me cry too. I'm not ready to grow up. I dont want to.

fuck, i'm scared.