mamelondassaut
Nov 23, 2022 05:44
*clearing cobwebs*
*silence*
*taps the mic*
*clears throat*
"Hahaha butthole"
mamelondassaut
Apr 16, 2010 09:01
Pumping iron, hungover from a Jack Daniel's binge, looping Type O Neg albums, still waiting for the girlfriend to cheat on me so I can be pissed and hate her.
mamelondassaut
Apr 15, 2010 07:17
MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK ?!
FUCKING RAINBOWS
BIRD ATE MY CELL PHONE !
MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES UP IN THIS BITCH
mamelondassaut
Oct 26, 2009 05:58
I was in an empty field, running wildly.
The air was thick, and the sky looked like a storm was on it's way.
The dead grass, shaking in the wind, cracked under my feet.
A pain grew in my lungs.
I fell down, and died as the rain began.
mamelondassaut
Oct 23, 2009 11:42
This dog looked like a cross-breed between two pointy sticks and a pooping statue of Liberty...
mamelondassaut
Oct 14, 2009 22:48
I could just ease my pain into your brain and let it burn it's way into your heart.
You despicable platypus.