I was not paying attention when I looked at the Hello Kitty. Didn't know what I was looking at until I clicked the link. Vibrator Massager Masturbator! OMGosh! I would never never NEVER imagine a HK themed - gasp - vibrator. This has totally tarnished my view of HK. Not such a sweet and innocent icon anymore. Never gonna look at HK in the Hallmark store and remember it in the same way. Vibrator....hah! Who the devil wants to - er - vibrate themselves with HK???? These two images don't go together!! Ugh. Now I can't get it out of my head. I sooo did not need that. ROFL Still, you went searching for a book and ended up with......uh.....what do vibrators have to do with books? Hmmm, Amazon's rec's are certainly.....thought provoking. Just cuz you look for yaoi, you must also want a vibrator. Pffft!!
I had the same thought. Even when I saw the pic on Amazon and then looked at the description, I was thinking, huh? I even re-clicked the link, thinking there was some kind of (obscene) mistake. Alas, I was staring at a vibrator. I was also thinking some kind of toy because, well, when I see Hello Kitty I naturally think fun stuff and kids' stuff: stationary, computers, stickers, key chain, even a hair dryer, (I also saw an ice maker, too), etc. I DO NOT THINK ADULT TOYS. My poor, over-worked mind still cannot wrap around the concept. There should be a law or something. LOL
As for spotting vibrators, I had no clue either. And looking at the thing, it's kinda scary. Amazon's description is "Hello Kitty Vibrator Massager Masturbator - New From Japan"
I spotted this 1-star review for this horrifying thing.... (someone actually bought it and used it?!)
I would like to start by saying that of all the Japanese animated vibrators I have owned this was by far the most disappointing. The pink bow added no stimulation whatsoever and the ears were down right painful. After 5 completely unsatisfying uses I returned the item and went back to using my old friend pikachu.
Imagine my surprise when a week after my "return" a used Hello Kitty Vibrator pops up for sale at double the price tag, whatever you do dont purchase the used item I beg of you!!!
They make pikachu as well?!?!?! Holy crap! I've officially seen it all. Give me Asami, please! Where's Aki? I need you guys to wipe this disturbing imagery from my brain.
And that used vibrator part at the end.....my only reply is ewwweee!
Re: CommentmammarellaJanuary 26 2010, 17:12:16 UTC
Did you ever check out the second review to this.... product? There is a link to a "birth control is a sin" book. I laughed my ass of looking at the pictures. Holy crap! Literally! LOL Go look at it :D
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I thought that it was a kids' toy microphone! Or one of those big, unpractical pens! Or... or something! O_o
LOL, but you have to love Amazon's logic! *goes hang herself for not knowing what a vibrator looks like*
(But in my defence, Hello Kitty does NOT belong on something like that! My poor brain had every right to not make the connecion! T__T)
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As for spotting vibrators, I had no clue either. And looking at the thing, it's kinda scary. Amazon's description is "Hello Kitty Vibrator Massager Masturbator - New From Japan"
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Oh, the Japanese and their werid porn things never cease to amaze me! O_o
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I would like to start by saying that of all the Japanese animated vibrators I have owned this was by far the most disappointing. The pink bow added no stimulation whatsoever and the ears were down right painful. After 5 completely unsatisfying uses I returned the item and went back to using my old friend pikachu.
Imagine my surprise when a week after my "return" a used Hello Kitty Vibrator pops up for sale at double the price tag, whatever you do dont purchase the used item I beg of you!!!
They make pikachu as well?!?!?! Holy crap! I've officially seen it all. Give me Asami, please! Where's Aki? I need you guys to wipe this
disturbing imagery from my brain.
And that used vibrator part at the end.....my only reply is ewwweee!
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But - great idea! Have Asami on top with Aki instead of the Teddy Bear **faints**
Or Fei and Mik! **drools**
I am going to ask someone to use photoshop :D
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There is a link to a "birth control is a sin" book.
I laughed my ass of looking at the pictures. Holy crap! Literally! LOL
Go look at it :D
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