“a sea of troubles” -Shakespeare

[mamy]

I wanted to go golfing today but I'm sick cause I got too drunk last night. My new phone is the stuff ...and stuff. It came with really cool ring tones. There's one that vibrates and sounds like birds in the rain forrest. It's my own personal tropical rain forrest in my pocket. Doesn't get any better than that. It kind of reminds me of that game

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[skate111]

oh! but what great phone did you purchase?
and,
you never call me. your excuses suck. you hate me. i'm drunk. and you don't ever call me anymore.

but i don't drunk dial like you. DIE
ilu
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