[ooc] Relationship Post
♜"Spamily and then some"
♙Derrick: Cheesy on the outside...and inside. Man-twin. Juice box supplier. Family. If Derrick was ever to disappear Genius would be utterly lost. &hearts Possibly the head of the Spam family?
♙Youth: At first he thought he was mentally retarded and that Bell was his legal guardian. Now he's become a frienemy--half friend/half enemy. Now upgraded to man-friend. Genius freaked out when Youth was injured but he's unsure why (partial reason: was pinged for the Alpha attack in canon). Part of the Spam Family.
♙Fred: Woman-friend. Troll. Journal-stalker. An attractive woman that vaguely pings him for Adelle Dewitt (she talks about crisps and has a sexy accent). They enjoy endless walks through edensphere together. Token female in the Spam Family.
♙Bell: Frienemy! They started off rough but have since bonded over mac and cheese. Nicknamed Phantom. Bell's a not so secret shipper that is trying to get into Youth's pants, much to Genius' bemusement. Perverted Uncle Spam Family member.
♙Qi: Star-friend. She's moved up pretty quickly to positive since she built upon Serenity's generally positive CR and assisted him in learning how to skate. Genius knows she's psychic and is amazed that she is willing to be his friend after reading his mind. He feels protective over her and is able to communicate easily with her, one of the few people in the sphere who can.
Gene: Almost name-twin! They have decent conversations and Gene's laid back but cautious advice has slowly made Genius become more careful about what he says on the journals. Fred's positive relationship with him has made Genius trust him more than anyone else who's not in the "Spamily".
♞ Positive
♙00: One of the first people he met in the sphere. He honestly thinks she's weird but not QI weird and therefore not as interesting (ok she's not his type apart from the blue hair). He has no idea that she thinks negatively of him.
Serenity: Stoner Chick #2. Weird. Very high. Has a decent mind for SCIENCE! But apparently he scares her or some shit. ~Note: Since this Topher is pre-Summer Glau, he will not recognize Serenity/River as Bennett but may develop a crush on her as he did in canon. Dead. For reapp, new River Tam see Qi.
♙Truth: Co-worker. He's always kind to Genius and treats him well. He helped him after he was memory wiped by evil Kazahana. Dead.
♙Composer: They're coworkers and good acquaintances. Composer does nice things like bring Genius medicine when he nearly splits his head open while skating. A good guy.
♙Lezard: His boss. Scary, turns him into odd thigns but lets Genius touch his dragons (tra la la).
♙Lea: Fun to talk to, likes music. They are sarcasm buddies and have FINALLY met for pizza! More to come. <.< >.>
♙Rabbit: Coworker, made a promise to teach Rabbit about computers someday.
♙Animus: Forced to view one of Genius' memories, he stood up to Toushi when the other man attacked him. Feels grateful to the strange mixed human but slightly unnerved by his odd appearance. Later Genius bid on him as a date so they could talk more about his memory. The talk went well. Dead.
Snap: Again, never met but this authority figure knows about his past thanks to Touchy. I mean Toushi. <.< >.> Dead.
♙Furball: SWEET MOTHER OF 'WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!' IT'S A DOG THAT DRAWS! ...That about sums it up. Dead.
♞ Neutral
♙Simon (Tam): Coworker and big brother of Qi. They have a working relationship that is generally positive however they do not have much in common beyond having some protective feelings for Qi. Genius tends to think of him as polite, overtly neat and distant.
♙Stoneface: Dead guy that came back to life! CREEPY! But no personal opinion about the man. Thanks to YOUTH, Stoneface now knows about Genius' past.
♙Wolverine: Forced to view one of Genius' memories.
Bastet: Has never met the woman but she knows about his past thanks to Toushi.
♙Edgeworth (Justice): Suit. They were mind wiped together by the evil twin of Kazahana but that's about it.
♙Kazahana: Coworker. She is young, tiny and talks down at him. Like most women in his life! Possible vague ping for Clare Saunders.--Update: Her evil twin erased his memories during the Anniversary Weekend and thus Genius now doubly afraid and suspicious of her. She also knows that he erased a woman (echo)'s memories thanks to BIG MOUTH TOUSHI. She's not quite neg status but close.
♙Sniper:
♙Kagerou:
♟"Negative"
♙Toushi: Forced to view Genius' memory of erasing one of Echo's imprints and decked Genius in the face. Toushi thinks Genius is a monster and Genius isn't sure he can disagree with him.
♙Boss: BOSS. IS. ANNOYING. He's Genius and Derrick's roommate but Genius is not fond of him--for some reason Boss is convinced that Genius is retarded. THIS IS INCREDIBLY IRONIC CONSIDERING THATS THE SAME REACTION GENIUS HAD TO BELL. I say it's Karma.
♙Charger (NPC): Future test subject.
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Notes:
♙: Has met in person.