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[man_bites_dog]

The hippy in me has been replaced by a documentary filmmaker. To elaborate one needs to know that the property I work on is the stomping ground of three dogs. To aid them in their stomping there is a big steel dude-ranch style drinking bucket out back that we fill with water. Lately there have been a lot of wasps flying around out back which I don'

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[beatlbumm]

Sorry about your sting!! I think you letting the wasp die was made up for trying to save the baby bird fuck-o took out of the nest. Poor li'l bird. :(

[blueyeddevil]

Ha! You're like my wife, only without teh hhhotnesss and moist vagina. She tries to rescue everything. If there's a spider crawling up the wall in the house she shoes it into a cup and sets it outside (she respects its life and all but she certainly doesn't want to touch it). Me, personally? I take the HULK SMASH approach to insects. I don't kill animals or people (much) but fuck insects. There are too many of the damn things in this world anyway. You cross my path you get mashed into a fine paste then scraped into the garbage.

[man_bites_dog]

Haha you'd be surprised, my vagina is pretty moist. In a few years I'll probably adopt your approach to insects. After a while it'll just be too annoying not to.

[illyanadmc]

that is so sad about the bird. last year, i found a baby bird that had apparently fallen out of a roof nest and was all messed up crying on the sidewalk. i had no idea what to do. i didn't want to touch it, because of that the-mom-will-reject-it thing that people always talk about, but i was far from home and had nothing else with which to handle it. it probably died and/or got eaten.

[man_bites_dog]

Baby birds are the worst to find because there really isn't much you can do with them other than let them die.