05. And then there were two

[man_genius]

Der-rick. Man-twin. I'm hungry.

When are you coming home? Enough playing that stupid Robber game and make with the domestic already!

I even brought home lots of inappropriate starches for male bonding times.

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[grab_my_bells]

Feed yourself. I'm sure there's cereal in the cabinets, or something.

Inappropriate starches?

...Youth hasn't been home all day either. Maybe they're playing cops and robbers together. Which one was man-twin? Cop, or robber?

[man_genius]

I had cereal for breakfast! and lunch. Besides we always have dinner together.

Like potato chips or pretzels

If they're off having fun together and skipping out on us I'm gonna go through Derrick's drawers again. He's a cop.

[grab_my_bells]

Learn to cook. I'm sure the bookstore has something for that. Or there's always instant noodles.

Pretzels I can understand, but how are potato chips inappropriate?

Then they're both cops. Hm...Maybe they're playing good cop/bad cop on that new Boss guy.

...why do you enjoy fingering through your man-twin's underwear?

[man_genius]

Why? Derrick's a really good cook. And I had those for lunch yesterday.

They're salty, deep fried, little pieces of heaven that will probably kill me someday due to massive heart failure?

That Boss guy's hilarious. What a troll. A+ my friend. I'm not sure why they would want to harass him in RL when he's more funny on the journals.

Oh I don't use my hands. I use the tip of a pen. I have no idea where he's been.

[seeya_next_life]

...You know, all I could think when I saw this was that The Inappropriate Starches would be a pretty cool name for a rock band.

[man_genius]

That would be a rock band after my own heart, sphere-friend. Do we even have any rock bands around here?

[seeya_next_life]

I dunno...we should, though. Alas, I don't think I can play any instruments.

[man_genius]

Yeah I think I'm pretty much a no go for that too. I have GarageBand but I don't think anything I create in that can be called music.