13. PS the cake is a lie

[man_genius]

Hey Bell! Gene! You guys around?

Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey! Guess what time it is? It's Unbirthday time! You know what Unbirthdays mean? GiftsGuess who's amazing and managed to make the BEST GIFT EVER? Your pal Genius. Srs, it's A-MAZ-ING. Frankly I'm jealous that I don't have myself as a friend cause this is AWESOME! In fact if you guys don'

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[ghost_of_00]

[MONITORING.]

[man_genius]

[You can monitor him anytime, 00]

[ghost_of_00]

[Sure, she'll monitor your UTTER FAILURE to realize that Qi is even attracted to you, never mind any actual romantic encounters.]

[man_genius]

[HEY. He has a clue now he just...doesn't know what to do with it. He needs Blue the dog to help him solve the riddle]

[flenceburgsbest]

"Kevlar"?

[man_genius]

Super thick body armor, Boss Man. Protects against bullets.

Derrick is one of those Mother Hen types.

"The future can even stop bullets? ... *A* "

[flenceburgsbest]

I see! Thank you. I'll h-

If this kevlar does as you say, then this "Mother Hen" needn't worry, now should he? Your concern for Miss Promise's safety is quite admirable.

very painfully yes

[man_genius]

That and we aren't actually using bullets--I can't say any more! Secret time.

ooh a rare use of the :T face

[bloody_pens]

You are NOT teaching my daughter how to shoot.

oh genius hasnt had that one aimed at him yet

[man_genius]

I'm hurt man twin. Where is the trust?!

[bloody_pens]

I don't even trust myself with a gun.

[man_genius]

Lighten up dad! She's not a baby. Besides it's not what you think. I'll show you when the others come over.

BTW can you get us a cake? Pleeeeeease? It's for a good cause!

[live_ringer]

You know when we were 'born'? ...And you made us gifts that involve shooting and kevlar? [If he was anything other than a gun nut, he might be more WTF. Right now he... can't help but be curious.]

I'm intrigued and a little frightened. Is it a firing squad?

[spandexisyouth]

He knows because I knew and I told him!

[live_ringer]

Ah, well, there you go. Mystery solved.

[spandexisyouth]

Yes!

[spandexisyouth]

What is bacey?

I see that you found something for them! Congratulations! And Promise is a very good student.

I will bring Bell over as soon as I am able!

[man_genius]

Bacon.

I made it! After all the trouble I went through for Fred I thought a homemade gift would be easier. I kinda forgot to show Derrick thou.

Great! Are we having a party? Cause if so I'll make Derrick get a cake.

[spandexisyouth]

Ah! Bacon is delicious, but in moderation since it is very greasy.

Splendid! It means something when it is handmade!

I think that sounds like a very good idea. Gene will come?

[man_genius]

Everything is better with Bacon. Like chocolate!

Really? It was just easier to make this by hand...you'll see.

He better I had a really hard thinking of something both of them would like. Drag him over here will ya?