Comments | man_genius: 16. Deep in the hundred acre wood where Christopher Robin-Brink plays

man_genius

16. Deep in the hundred acre wood where Christopher Robin-Brink plays

Feb 04, 2011 09:43

[The letter that appear are chunky blocks that only vaguely look like Genius' normal adult handwriting (if you squint). They also probably look like artistic renderings of the alphabet as done by a preschooler.]

HELP!!!

THERE'S A BEAR IN MY BED! HE'S GONNA EAT ME!

RICK!!

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bloody_pens February 4 2011, 17:46:27 UTC

How in the fuck did a BEAR get into our house?!

beforerossum February 4 2011, 17:47:53 UTC

GONNA EAT ME! DO SOMETHING!

[Action] bloody_pens February 4 2011, 17:51:56 UTC

[And that would be Rick, at Genius' door, armed with the first thing that came to hand- a long kitchen knife- and Tribble, all hairs on end and teeth viciously bared. Rick is trying to remember that he's faced down a dragon and come out alive, but then again, Tian was intelligent and didn't intend to hurt anyone. Shaking like a leaf, he peered in the bedroom.]

Okay... stay calm... back away slowly... and we can run like hell... it hasn't hurt you yet, that's a good sign...

Re: [Action] beforerossum February 4 2011, 18:19:02 UTC

[And the sight that graces Rick when he peers around the door? A very terrified, buck naked child standing at the edge of his bed and clutching his journal. Meanwhile just in front of him and taking up most of the bed is a big black bear staring at the child with it's tongue sticking out in an expression that almost looks like amusement.

The child--barely recognizable as Genius--looks up as soon as Rick appears and drops his journal so he can stick out his arms.]

Rick! Stay calm?! STAY CALM! LOOK AT ME! Look at him! THEN LOOK BACK AT ME AND TELL ME TO STAY CALM!

[All of this is delivered in Genius' usual spastic tone, only pitched with a child's voice and lisp. It seems to amuse the bear because it makes a deep chortle like noise from the bed.]

'I told you, I'm not going to eat you. You'd barely make a snack.']

Stop saying that and then doing...that! RICK MAKE HIM STOP!

[Of course Genius had no idea that Rick wasn't able to HEAR the bear talking...]

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getsome_sleep February 4 2011, 17:55:09 UTC

Bears don't normally eat humans. Get on your feet and walk out of the room very slowly without making abrupt or threatening gestures and it will probably leave you alone.

[Why, isn't he clever.]

/facepalm beforerossum February 4 2011, 18:01:38 UTC

Bears don't normally APPEAR IN MY BED!!

Imma small! He can take me down in 5 seconds!

getsome_sleep February 4 2011, 20:09:56 UTC

All the more reason to keep calm. Is it asleep?

lol cue confusion in 3 2 1 beforerossum February 4 2011, 22:06:48 UTC

No he's talking to me.

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live_ringer February 4 2011, 19:10:15 UTC

A bear? Since when do we have bears--okay, stupid question in this place.

All right, whoever you are, since you're writing in the journal and no tears or blood are visible yet, can I assume it hasn't attacked?

replies a little later afer Rick has rescued poor babby beforerossum February 4 2011, 19:22:01 UTC

You think?!

[Annoyed huff]

Ge-LYLE! It's GENIUS!

poor babby, indeed live_ringer February 4 2011, 19:40:36 UTC

Genius?

[About to say something about how his handwriting really takes a hit when he's scared, but then he notices the comment about being small.]

How small are you? And... more importantly, have you managed to get away from the bear yet?

...i hate not having an edit button too beforerossum February 4 2011, 19:47:19 UTC

Really small! You won't believe how hard it is to write with a normal pen. My fingers they do nothing!

He's sleeping in my bed. He talks! We are so confused.

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marrymarajade February 4 2011, 20:06:05 UTC

[Ben doesn't read the journals very often, but today he's at least skimming. Not precisely on time...]

Are you all right now?

beforerossum February 4 2011, 22:23:23 UTC

The bear's not gonna eat me but I'm small! Really small! This sucks!

marrymarajade February 4 2011, 22:31:59 UTC

[Having riffled through some of the other pages...]

It looks like that's going around. Does this happen often?

that doesnt quite answer the question, gj topher beforerossum February 4 2011, 23:13:44 UTC

The last time it happened I wasn't this little! I was a teen!

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spandexisyouth February 4 2011, 23:17:08 UTC

[Now that he's read all of the comments.]

If it is smart and talking to you, then perhaps it is like what we had before, when I had an owl and Bell had a hamster. And you are small too?

beforerossum February 4 2011, 23:26:17 UTC

Owls and hamsters are small! But a bear! He's bigger than me!

NO I just like struggling with oversized pens on the journal. OF COURSE! I'M TINY! I could headbutt Lyle in the bad place cause that's now tiny I am!

spandexisyouth February 5 2011, 00:02:29 UTC

But he is not trying to eat you, correct?

...Genius? It would not be nice to headbutt. If Derrick needs help I can assist.

/rude brat beforerossum February 5 2011, 01:30:24 UTC

No. He's hogging my bed.

Gai. I know that. Do you still have little kid clothes?

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