Hey Bell! Gene! You guys around?

Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey! Guess what time it is? It's Unbirthday time! You know what Unbirthdays mean? GiftsGuess who's amazing and managed to make the BEST GIFT EVER? Your pal Genius. Srs, it's A-MAZ-ING. Frankly I'm jealous that I don't have myself as a friend cause this is AWESOME! In fact if you guys don' ( Read more... )

[The oddly slanted right handing writing is so shaky it is almost illegible]

Der-rick--

Peae come h-h-ome. home now.

Sick.

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[The body Genius is in is an alcoholic and its been over 24 hours since her/his last drink. Replies will be done with cruella_dewitt Oh and he'll eventually receive medical help from Simon. Eventually. <.< >.>]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!Hm. Not bad ( Read more... )

[The handwriting is Genius' usual lefty scrawl but it's a bit messier than usual, as the writer is both distracted and tired]Boss man Lezard gave me the go ahead for this. If it wasn't already blindingly obvious, Medical is packed with bleeders from the Bazaar attack. This means unless you've missing a limb or in obvious cardiac arrest you're not ( Read more... )

[There's a random smudge of brown (chocolate) on the very top of the page. Genius' memory crystal was found in a kinder egg and well, can't waste chocolate!]Hey Sphere-nets ( Read more... )

( I'm not asking for forgiveness/For the things that I don't know/But I'm really not that different/You just made me think so )

[ooc:Strikes are still readable if you squint]

Ah Derrick?

About our pet rule...

You know how much I hate dogs

...It followed me home I swear

Admit it, they're less trouble than BOSS and that was YOUR IDEA

I promise I'll feed them all and figure out a way to fix them I swear, I think they're bad news but I still want to keep them so, please ( Read more... )

[ooc: Of course Genius speaks fluent Klingon. OF COURSE.]

jIH buS jIH 'oH. mevyap hagh, Derrick! batlhHa' vanglu'taHvIS quv chavbe'lu'.

DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh!

[There's some annoyed pen taps here before he switches languages]

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[and again]01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 ( Read more... )

Dear Evil Memory-Stealing, Unicorn Loving, Clone Baking Conspiracy ( Read more... )

Der-rick. Man-twin. I'm hungry.

When are you coming home? Enough playing that stupid Robber game and make with the domestic already!

I even brought home lots of inappropriate starches for male bonding times.