*blush*
Directions:
Indicate which things you have done with an 'x', then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions, which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage.
Publicly declare your level of stupidity by posting this meme to your LiveJournal with the cut tag "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out all over the place.
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it.
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking.
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head.
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush.
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 minutes before realizing that it was in your hand the whole time.
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull.
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push.
Running total: 9
11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion.
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something/one else.
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs.
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
17. [x] Have had the juice from a cherry tomato/lemon/assorted other juicy fruit or fruit-like food squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on, or because you were barefoot.
Running total: 15
21. [x] Have put a sticker or label on yourself, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. [x] Have run into a closed door.
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke.
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour. Example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock. (Or even noon/midnight o'clock, FFS.)
Running total: 21
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.
34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. when its on, even though you knew it was hot.
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else, then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working, then realized it wasn't plugged in.
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. [x] Walked into a pole/parking meter/sign, etc.
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone else's shoes by accident.
Running total: 29
41. [ ] Took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do.
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank it by accident when your own beverage was right next to it.
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye.
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.
Running total: 35
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. [x] Accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. [x] Have given a wrong and embarrassing answer to a question because you weren't listening.
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.
56. [ ] Looked directly at the sun on purpose, just because it was there.
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day.
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped over a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
Running total: 43
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the Electric Slide, or vice versa.
62. [x] Mispronounced a word and then had someone ridicule you for it.
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.
65. [x] Didn't fill out the second half of a test/school assignment/questionnaire, because it didn't occur to you to turn the page over.
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation, and then figured out that you were the one who was wrong.
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. [x] Told a lie and then forgot what it was that you had said, and got caught.
Running total: 52
71. [ ] While wearing goggles, pulled them away from your eyes and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.
73. [x] Misjudged your clearance room, and banged your head on a low doorway.
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one who ran into it.
76. [ ] Have purposely eaten dirt/sand.
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people.
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body and then pulled it off, just to see if it would hurt.
Running total: 58
81. [ ] Put tape on someone else and then pulled it off, just to hear them scream.
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again, anyway.
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them behind their back with someone else.
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the paper straw wrapper at someone.
87. [x] Accidentally shaved your tongue because you grabbed your razor instead of your toothbrush.
88. [x] When at a restaurant, used your spoon as a catapult to fling food at people.
89. [x] Have been kicked out of a restaurant for being disruptive.
89. [x] Bumped into a waiter/waitress and made him/her trip and/or drop the food.
Running total: 66
91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers. Naming them is optional.
93. [ ] Have wrapped yourself/someone else in toilet paper.
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [x] Read a whole book, but didn't pay enough attention to remember what the book was about.
97. [x] Spelled your own name wrong before.
98. [x] While lying in bed, you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class.
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Grand total, 74