Playoff Hockey

[mancemor]

I'm trying to think of something in this world that's better than playoff hockey, and I'm drawing a blank. If hockey is sex, playoff hockey is sex with two hot lesbians who do my laundry and make me an omlette before having the common courtesy to leave without waking me up in the morning.

Go Bruins.

Comments

[shadebeyond]

I think more to the point, playoff hockey is like a 6 week long climax that when it's finally over, you have a smoke, you say "ahhh, that was good", and then you die. There's just no more point of living anymore after that.