1/29/09
I thought today of running for President. Not that I wanted to, just that if I did, the media would have a lot to make fun of me for. I move my mouth when I am not talking. Seriously, my jaw is just constantly in motion. I also found out recently that I clear my throat a minimum of three times in a five-minute conversation. Said one co-worker, “I always just thought you had allergies”. I’m sure that little nervous twitch would make for good TV fodder.
I thought yesterday that it must suck to be a cop on the road, trying to get from one point to the next, but everyone around you insists on driving 5mph under the speed limit-terrified that you’re going to pull them and all the while you are thinking, “What is the hold-up? I’ve got to get to the bank before they close!