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[chasesstars]

[ This text arrives at your devices, courtesy of Dr. Jane Foster abusing the 'SEND ALL' feature. If you don't know her? You are about to meet her. ]

Okay. So, here is what we do know

Comments

[martyrtoscience]

Nikola Tesla. I'm trapped in the Business District with only one bottle of wine. Help.

[chasesstars]

How many bottles do you NEED?

[martyrtoscience]

More.

[chasesstars]

We're in the middle of a crisis. That's KIND OF more important than wine.

[martyrtoscience]

...Barely.

[You don't understand, Jane.]

[chasesstars]

Can you actually focus on the problem at hand?

[ GO CRY TO HELEN. ]

[martyrtoscience]

That's what I need the wine for.

[Don't get sassy with him, Foster, HE IS NIKOLA TESLA.]

[chasesstars]

How does being drunk get you focused?

[ SHE IS SASSY. ]

[martyrtoscience]

Drunk off wine? That's hilarious.

[chasesstars]

Well, I don't know how things work in your world!

[martyrtoscience]

Wine hasn't affected me for quite some time.

[chasesstars]

...You can still pick a better time!

[martyrtoscience]

It's always the perfect time for wine.

[chasesstars]

Right. A crisis is PERFECT for wine! Why didn't I think of that?

[martyrtoscience]

It sounds as if you could use one. My point is proven.

[chasesstars]

I don't need one.