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[toaccomplish]

[After already being pissed due to arguing with the Entity, Lycus realized something awful- by Mandalus' calendar, it was past his birthday. He was a year old and hadn't even realized. This, however, was not the breaking point. That came upon the realization that it was already November in Mandalus, and that next month was his youngest daughter's

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[martyrtoscience]

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[Well, he wasn't sure if he was going to make the effort to mock the angry drunk, but now he has to.]

You just what?

[toaccomplish]

Some.. lady! This chick she just up and put me in a corner!

[martyrtoscience]

[Oh, this is fucking hilarious. He tries to sound appropriately shocked.]

And you just played along and let her?!

[toaccomplish]

Well I didn't WANT to! But she just- she made me!!

She had that, that scary mom vibe.... It took me by surprise!

[martyrtoscience]

[Laughing, all the laughing. Does the guy even get how the situations kind of parallel?]

"Scary mom vibe."

[toaccomplish]

Yeah! Yeah, you know! Where they're all....angry, but it's not really ANGRY it's kind of...annoyed! Or disappointed! Probably annoyed. THAT vibe.

[martyrtoscience]

[You mean the look he gets from Helen nearly every day and no longer even notices?]

And you were the one admonishing us for not fighting back.

[toaccomplish]

Hey! That's different! That lady was such a bitch. This one was just....mom-scary. I am a grown ass man! You know how long it's been since somebody mom'd me!?

[martyrtoscience]

About five minutes?

[toaccomplish]

I meant before that!!

[martyrtoscience]

I don't know. Is it tied to often you get drunk and start insulting others?

[toaccomplish]

....... it's really creepy that you know that.

[martyrtoscience]

Is it?

[He knows he's awesome, thank you for confirming it.]

[toaccomplish]

Yeah! That's.. that's weird. I dunno what you're doing - if, if you have like crazy asari mind powers, but don't, okay?

[martyrtoscience]

I can't stop, sorry.

[toaccomplish]

Dude, seriously! [There's some clattering like he went to get up, nearly fell over with the chair, righted the chair, and then sat back down because, well, he is in time-out.]

That's gotta be.. illegal! It's illegal, isn't it? Right? it's gotta be! This place's got police you know!