It's Just the Nature of My Game

[likely_evil]

[the open feed turns on, showing Sam Winchester sitting on what may look like a throne of used cars]So, it seems that over the last few days, a few frightening images have come across this feed, and I felt that it was time that I come out to ease some of the fears you may have

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[forgottruelove]

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[Snow has such an adoring smile on her face, anyone would think she was watching her own child do something spectacular, but the glint of wickedness in her gaze is amazingly cruel.]

Your Highness, you have no idea how commanding you really sound, even trying to be so compassionate. It's almost adorable.

[likely_evil]

[she gets a charming smile back]

I'm sure you know all too well how to rule a kingdom with both comfort and the rod, Highness. It's a fine line to walk.

[forgottruelove]

[And doesn't she just swoon inside from the charming ones.]

It is indeed. So, that surly, devout man who nagged me for commandeering the Temple-- his name is Castiel?

[likely_evil]

Yes, that is his name. And he is an angel of the lord. A very, very misguided creature, sadly.

[bloomingchange]

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[ HOPE YOU LIKE PINK SAM. ] K-king of Hell--?!

[likely_evil]

It's just a title. I don't actually sit on a throne in Hell.

[calming, friendly smile. everything is okay...]

[softwaring]

Did I miss something? 'Cause last time we spoke, you didn't mention being the King of Hell.

[likely_evil]

I tend not to brag about it. [chuckles]

[softwaring]

Riiiight. [He shrugs.] So... you're on bad terms with Castiel and company?

[likely_evil]

One way to put it. But angels are fickle creatures

[trickster_mk2]

I swear your last place was much better decorated, Sam-I-Am. This place... well, I just don't think it's you.

So, we're at an impasse. There's me, there's you and Deano, and then there's the goody-two-shoes feather-butts. No one fights a war on two fronts and wins. Castiel wants to get rid of both of us and make your brother all sparkly and human again so... I reckon it might be time to do some talking.

[likely_evil]

[he leans forward, hands under his chin. Because he really doesn't dislike Gabriel - for a feather brain he actually has a sense of humor - but Sam is tired of the damn games. And also doesn't plan on ever losing his brother.]

You have my attention, Gabby.

[trickster_mk2]

[The angel's lips twitch slightly at the nickname, but whatever. He's had worse.]

May I sit? [He waits for an affirmation before he does anything- he's in the presence of royalty, after all, but once he knows he's allowed, he snaps up a fairly standard brown leather arm-chair, and settles into it.]

Joanna-Beth came to bother me the other day. She wanted us all to get along like happy families, blah blah blah. We both know that ain't about to happen, right? Offer me a deal. But... I'm really not sold on her offer. You know, suffering now, milk and honey later? That's really not my thing.

And we've both seen what Castiel is happy to do here, who the hells were those bozos anyway? They didn't look like your guys. Whatever, he's going to drag everyone into a war that, okay, maybe no one can win here. I get that. This isn't the [open air-quotes]"time or the place"[close air-quotes]. And we all know how important that is to the story. But if he keeps on like this, someone is going to gank him just for disturbing the peace

[likely_evil]

Of course.

Castiel has been working the same angle with Dean as well, so I'm aware of their meddling. And you are correct, they weren't mine. You would think they would know that, but the do seem to have a very narrow field of vision when it comes to demons from any world.

[he leans back, smiling] I will admit, when I'm not trapped in the middle of one of your jokes, they are very humorous. What is it you're thinking of doing to him?