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[unbreakablelion]

[ See Gene. See Gene covered in snow. See Gene covered in snow and not looking too pleased. He just got his ass kicked by a giant pissed off snowman - where did his life go so wrong? People used to tremble at the mere mention of his name and now... well... ]Word of warning to the folks of Mandalus from your sheriff. Don't shoot Frosty, it only

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[risegloriana]

... Oh dear you tried?

[she sighed, more than sympathetic.]

If you come to my palace, I can fix you a warm drink, if you're near by that is. You look rather wretched, I'm afraid.

[unbreakablelion]

Good cuppa fixes everything. I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble though, Queenie.

[risegloriana]

You will hardly do that. I've tea a plenty, and something stronger if you prefer.

[unbreakablelion]

You spoil me, Queenie.

[didrake]

[Forgive Alex. She's just going to laugh at you]

[unbreakablelion]

Oi, Lady Bolls. It is not funny. I just got my arse kicked by Frosty's pissed off twin.

[didrake]

[Still laughing] And how is that not funny?

[unbreakablelion]

Drakey... How many killer snowmen 'ave you met? Doesn't strike you as odd? Snowmen are supposed to be kicked down by bastard kids with nothing better to do.

[likemichael]

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[Dean is also just going to laugh at you. Gene, dude, seriously...]

[unbreakablelion]

[ It's not funny, Dean! The things he does to protect his people! ]

Maybe I should take a flame-thrower to the bastard next time...

[likemichael]

[It's absolutely hilarious.]

Hey, now that's an idea. I can get you one, but we gotta do this together. No way am I missing out on a Frosty massacre.

[unbreakablelion]

Course, there's a chance it might not work and then we'd have a disfigured, pissed off Frosty after us...

[greatmagnus]

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So, you actually tried to shoot a snowman.

[unbreakablelion]

It was throwing snowballs at me! Course I tried shooting it!

[greatmagnus]

I think you're supposed to duck and just leave it alone.

[unbreakablelion]

Sorry, my police training didn't cover Frosty the bastard snowman.

[thebooksaysso]

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....dare I ask why you shot a snowman in the first place?

[unbreakablelion]

Because it was assaulting a police officer - me.