Martha wants Jackie, Jackie wants William, but William wants Leroy

[mandamalin]

Been thinking a lot about what love looks like. I'd really like to read the morning paper over scrambled eggs and toast I prepared for two and brush my teeth in good company. I wouldn't even mind doing somebody else's laundry. I've got an acute attack of domesticity. I'm even looking forward to having a kid and raising him to be a badass

Comments

[madamedavid]

You'd be a cool-ass mom. Like, I could totally see you teaching yer kid dirty jokes when he's old enough!

[lokisgal]

my fucking knee hurts. mom.

[funkybeccabecca]

nah man, life doesn't work like that. your kid will definetly grow up to be your opposite. thus the strife of parenthood is accepting the oppositie of yourself.

so your kid would grow up to change the world or something. a complete square. she'd like, end captialism, the patriarchy, and world hunger for a science fair project.

but in the event that im wrong,

werd to the cool-ass mom. ;)

[mandamalin]

damn it, I love patriarchy! what a little hellspawn.

But! I am a mini-version of my mom, and you are of yours.

[funkybeccabecca]

that is too true to argue with!