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[mandarie]

i had this weird dream that i was running from something. there were 4 of us, but yoshi is the only other one who had a face. we kept running and running and running. and then we got caught by this office dude and they were holding us there until someone came to get us but we waited forever. yoshi bought a king size twix and gave us each one

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[thewarrenraven]

I'm not trying to one-up you here, I just figured you'd appreciate this and I can't keep it to myself.

I had a dream the other night that we all ran outside to watch these weird falling stars but eventually we realized that the stuff in the sky was the trail from a missile. walmart got blown to smithereens by this nuclear missile. soon afterward something(?) unleashed a hypersonic death ray that killed this huge crowd of people. we had to climb (half-dead already from the ray) into this car trunk that was stuffed full of dead bodies to try to hide. this was vividly disgusting. when the ray-shooters had gone we got out and rode on horseback up over this big mountain and near the peak we ran into these big fat furry purple aliens with one huge eye coming over from the other side. they were here to take over Earth.