As a loyal fangirl, I must protest against a recent pattern I notice in red carpet photos, photoshoots, public appearances, etc. I must respectfully request that you cease and desist this pattern at once, and repeat after me;
I, Elijah Wood, do solemny swear, for now and ever after, that I shall always shave, for my struggling stubble makes me look like a fifteen-year-old rebel-wannabe. I will never be as cool as Dom; I accept this as an integral part of my sweet, cuddly, androgynous nature, and heretofore will never again look like I have recently eaten dirt.
Thank you very much for your cooperation, Mr. Wood. I do stress that this contract may be renegotiated once you hit thirty, but don't hold your breath. Squeefully yours, Joanna
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As a loyal fangirl, I must protest against a recent pattern I notice in red carpet photos, photoshoots, public appearances, etc. I must respectfully request that you cease and desist this pattern at once, and repeat after me;
I, Elijah Wood, do solemny swear, for now and ever after, that I shall always shave, for my struggling stubble makes me look like a fifteen-year-old rebel-wannabe. I will never be as cool as Dom; I accept this as an integral part of my sweet, cuddly, androgynous nature, and heretofore will never again look like I have recently eaten dirt.
Thank you very much for your cooperation, Mr. Wood. I do stress that this contract may be renegotiated once you hit thirty, but don't hold your breath.
Squeefully yours,
Joanna
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haha, I'm not sure exactly what he's going for with all that...but I have a feeling he didn't hit the mark...
someone should start a petition...
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OMFG in that pic, his boxers...one of my friends has the exact same pair! *dies*
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