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[mandasmypanda]

im sick and tired of hearing this freaking security system alarm go off from the freaking neighbors who arent freaking home to turn it off, so the whole neighborhood has to call the police just to get one lousy cop up here to turn it off, but yet hes too gay-ass to know how to turn it off, so it keeps blaring over and over and over and over, and

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[strangemelodies]

haha...security systems piss me off.

[mandasmypanda]

especially mine.
its not an alarm...it LITERALLY sounds like some possessed deamon screaming to the top of their lungs. its so damn freaky.
the first time i heard it i literally pissed all over myself.

[strangemelodies]

hahaha...possessed demon...thats really funny...i so wanna hear that.

[mandasmypanda]

no you dont.
its freakin scary.