I made a point of telling my mom that they made me feel ill, and she'd forget and buy them again. And again. And again. IN HUGE QUANTITIES.
My sister seemed to like them well enough, so I always traded with her. I always got ripped off though, she'd want the entire box of robins eggs for a chocolate coin or cadbury egg or some combination of jelly beans. T_T
My siblings didn't like the malt eggs, either. The only one who did was my mom. Go figure?
But she also would get me ice cream cake for my birthday, and Chocolate at that. I hate ice cream cake. -_-; Especially the whipped 'frosting' on it. And I'd tell her every year, and I'd have like.. None of it. And she did it for at least 3 years in a row.
My mom used to let me pick out my cakes. The last one I got before I became too old for them was.. when I was 16, I think. She surprised me with it, I didn't think she was going to get me one. It was a round cake, shaped like and igloo, with penguins on it. It was the cutest fucking thing I'd ever seen, and it was perfect for my 16th because it was so small, only me and my family would be eating it.
When I came home for my 19th, we went nuts and ordered 25 cupcakes instead. XD They were dark red and purple and went with the 20 billion bottles of booze she bought quite nicely.
Chris' mom went crazy with Easter baskets. So many bunnies and shit. There's this large, doped-up pimp bunny, beside him is his carrot pimp-cane, with two companion bitch bunnies, and an assortment of bunnies and lambs and chicks to appease his clientele. It's really cute. But Chris and I can't eat them because apparently random illness is an STD, and I was food-poisoned on Easter. Oh boy.
Damn, I always wanted a Cadbury Easter egg. The commercials sold me, but mom was very stingy.
They're very, VERY rich. I can only eat about half of one before feeling sick. But I love them so much, that I just eat the whole thing and suffer. After about 3 per easter, I remember that HAY, THESE MAKE ME FEEL SHITTY and I never want to see another one again. Until about January, when I start craving them. It's a horrible cycle. XD I'll buy you the variety pack when I get back. You must have one.
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And again.
And again.
IN HUGE QUANTITIES.
My sister seemed to like them well enough, so I always traded with her. I always got ripped off though, she'd want the entire box of robins eggs for a chocolate coin or cadbury egg or some combination of jelly beans. T_T
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My siblings didn't like the malt eggs, either. The only one who did was my mom. Go figure?
But she also would get me ice cream cake for my birthday, and Chocolate at that. I hate ice cream cake. -_-; Especially the whipped 'frosting' on it. And I'd tell her every year, and I'd have like.. None of it. And she did it for at least 3 years in a row.
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When I came home for my 19th, we went nuts and ordered 25 cupcakes instead. XD
They were dark red and purple and went with the 20 billion bottles of booze she bought quite nicely.
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Damn, I always wanted a Cadbury Easter egg. The commercials sold me, but mom was very stingy.
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After about 3 per easter, I remember that HAY, THESE MAKE ME FEEL SHITTY
and I never want to see another one again. Until about January, when I start craving them.
It's a horrible cycle. XD
I'll buy you the variety pack when I get back. You must have one.
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