And here it is

[mandosnamo]

Manwë is right... we're sick of hearing about your poodles. Too many of you fail to be interesting on your forms, and that in itself has caused serious problems for the staff of Mandos. Decoding penmanship that would give a nun a heart attack while bored and listening to the screeching of dwarves and fangirls and dwarf fangirls (for those not in

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[manofrohan]

BAH.

I can't even remember how I died to begin with...

[telperien]

((Oops. I read your post wrong, sorry about that. COME ONLINE, YOU!!))

[fingon]

Hm.. yes, yes, I'm an ancient elf who only died once. Special form for me, I can hardly contain my excitement.

thank you, sir

[papa_denethor]

Your confidence and trust is most humbly appreciated.

I was going to get to the Numenor after this first batch.

The criminal Theoden has made a break for it. I'm going to put a bounty on his head. I'll begin the arrests for the other suspects after that.

Once we get the people who threw in with Theoden and his little "Underground Railroad" we can move on to the others who have flagrantly disregarded the rules.

your servant,
Denethor

[boromirofgondor]

Sunglasses!